I fell in love the way you fall asleep. Snoring and then waking up every two minutes.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
people who can finish a shampoo bottle at the same time as conditioner are truly gifted
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NY1 has literally not changed its theme music (or anchors) since the early ’90s.
BUT LIKE WHO WOULD WANT THEM TO EVERYTHING IS PERFECT
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