(Source: pastelliyon, via triteleia)

wrats:

i have to pee so bad, but i just painted my nails….

I’m sitting here in the same situation I AM DYING

Hey remember when you said I have skinny legs? Ha ha ha

So I do this fun thing where I crave Oreos like I’ve never craved anything in my life so instead of just eating the Oreos I pretend I’m gonna eat them and then I just spit them out before I swallow kill me

Hi today is the worst day ever I’m so exhausted it’s national margarita day and nobody wants to drink with me AND I’m really discouraged about my senior project because I’m writing on the book where MY THEORY FAILS

Actually kill me BYE

buzzfeed:

Back to work, I guess…

Please don’t make me eat anymore ever bye

Really? Seriously? Too many curveballs. Die, complications, die

howdoiputthisgently:

AND AFTER:

Finished a 7-page paper!

Only 2 articles and 2 books to read, a response sheet to fill out, a study sheet to make for a test to study for, and an oral to prepare for to go! All before Monday? What am I, a homework robot?!